I have noticed a growing trend in US culture. More and more people, mostly teens and young adults, are content to accept, as their own, the most widely held opinions on many issues without doing any research or thinking for themselves. Every person who takes the easy way out and just assimilates…
“This Is My Only Pair of Pants” – parody of Second Chance by Shinedown
My zipper’s open wide
By the way, I’m wearing these today
Leaned on wet paint outside
By the way, I’m washing these today
I sat in my dog’s vomit today
Said “why you gotta barf in that place?!?”
Even the Laundromat shook in fear
Can no one wash my trousers here?
Tell my washer, tell my dryer
They’ve done the best they can
To make these stains right, even my wife
She doesn’t understand
I’m not angry, I’m just saying
This is my only pair of pants
Don’t buy no more pairs for me
I’m not afraid – go through this everyday
This is my one and only pair
My other clothes…I don’t have to complain
I sat in my dog’s vomit today
Said “I’ll kick your butt to outer space!”
Nothing will make these stains disappear
Why’d I have to spill my beer?
Here are my paaaaaaaants!
PLEASE CLEAN MY PAAAAAANTS!
This morning, I walked into the Liberal Arts Building for my first class on the fourth floor. The elevator door started to close, so I sped up a little. One guy in the elevator made eye contact with me and did nothing, allowing the door to close in my face a second before I got there.
Welcome back to college.
I have been doing much research into feminism and its positions because it is one of the biggest issues facing America right now, and I would like to be able to speak about it when the subject comes up. I went into the research with an open mind, and I came out with some solid positions on the…
We interrupt this dashboard to announce that wiggly pigling.
Is it weird that I am mildly attracted to this?
"If you liked it, then you shoulda put some cheese on it."
" For I know the plans I have for you,” declares the Lord, “plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future" (Jeremiah 29:11, NIV).
No matter what may be happening today, God has good things in store for your future! It may not be easy to see now, but God has already lined up a new beginning, new friendships and new opportunities for you.
Maybe you’ve experienced some setbacks, but don’t make the mistake of expecting the same for your future. Instead, accept God’s good plan for your life by declaring His truth. As believers, our attitude should be, “Even though the economy is down, I’m not worried. I know God is going before me, and He has promised He will make rivers in the desert.” Or, “The medical report may not look good, but I have another report that says God is restoring health unto me. I believe God has already released healing, health and victory in my future.” Or, you may have a child who is not on the right course. In the natural, it seems impossible. But our report should be, “I know God can do the impossible!”
Today, be encouraged and don’t give up on your tomorrows. Accept the good plan God has for you—a plan filled with hope, purpose, blessing and increase in every area of your life!